King: Tell me the difference between heaven & hell?

Saint:  I don’t need to answer your question?

King: Angrily, how dare you deny my orders?

Saint: That is Hell


Son: Why do we put people in prison?

Father: Because their Fathers didn’t punish them when they did wrong.


Man: Why are you washing everything again?

Woman: He touched chicken and then my groceries.

Man: Please wash this 2000 rupees note, he touched this too.


Saint: Please maintain silence.

Then there was a pin drop silence.

Saint: Now silence your mind.


King: How can I have the knowledge of the entire world.

Saint: What’s your Mother’s favourite dish?

King: I don’t know.


Father: Your exams are coming, concentrate on your studies.

Son: Please teach me how to concentrate. I don’t know how to do it.

Then there was a silence.


Why do you like animals?

Because they can’t talk, they express.


King: What are those two things that can never stay together.

Saint: Ignorance & Knowledge


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