King: Tell me the difference between heaven & hell?
Saint: I don’t need to answer your question?
King: Angrily, how dare you deny my orders?
Saint: That is Hell
Son: Why do we put people in prison?
Father: Because their Fathers didn’t punish them when they did wrong.
Man: Why are you washing everything again?
Woman: He touched chicken and then my groceries.
Man: Please wash this 2000 rupees note, he touched this too.
Saint: Please maintain silence.
Then there was a pin drop silence.
Saint: Now silence your mind.
King: How can I have the knowledge of the entire world.
Saint: What’s your Mother’s favourite dish?
King: I don’t know.
Father: Your exams are coming, concentrate on your studies.
Son: Please teach me how to concentrate. I don’t know how to do it.
Then there was a silence.
Why do you like animals?
Because they can’t talk, they express.
King: What are those two things that can never stay together.
Saint: Ignorance & Knowledge